churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

― The Virgin Suicides (1999)Narrator: We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love and even death… and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them.

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

― The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Narrator: We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love and even death… and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them.

breathtakingdestinations:

Stockholm - Sweden (von agr8one)

breathtakingdestinations:

Stockholm - Sweden (von agr8one)

posted 2 days ago via jeannedark777 · © with 55 notes
mememaster:

what the fuck does this say
imagine how is touch the sky
touch is the sky imagine how
sky the touch is how imagine
I’m seriously confused

I think this is one of our generation’s great mysteries. 

mememaster:

what the fuck does this say

  • imagine how is touch the sky
  • touch is the sky imagine how
  • sky the touch is how imagine
  • I’m seriously confused

I think this is one of our generation’s great mysteries. 

thewicked-eternity